NO TALKING, PLEASE

Another typical day at Capital City court:

Crazy-eyed Lady: I don't owe nobody nothin'!! I didn't never got served nothin', 'cept maybe my twin sister got served 'stead a' me and now you think you can take my money! UH-UH!!! You can go to hell, that's what you can do.

Quiet Background Noise, Esq.: Ma'am, the judge already issued a judg--

CEL: YOU SHUT UP!! DON'T YOU NEVER ADDRESS ME AGAIN, YOU BLONDE BITCH!! I GOT RIGHTS!

QBNE: . . . but . . . I, uh . . . uh . . . that didn't--

Party Boy, Esq.: Ma'am, I'm afraid the judge already issued a judgment against you and then ruled against your motion, so there won't be a hearing this morning, after all. Sorry.

CEL: WHAT?! I don't think so, you little snot-nosed punk. I got rights. I got rights to have my day in court. Ima get me a lawyah. Ima sue you AND you. Ima sue the little diapers off both yo' little punkasses. DON'T YOU OPEN YO' MOUTH, BLONDIE!!

PBE: Ma'am, we are not the--

CEL: [Stomping away] SONOFABITCH!!

The moral of the story is: don't be the crazy-eyed lady, because people will just blog unflattering things about you.